Thursday, August 31, 2006

MaTaTeDuH

Kenapa kok sadenli AI MIS YU yaaaaaa......

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

THE SCARIEST DREAM

Ya Allah...
Ini bener2 mimpi terseram yang pernah gue alami.
Sampai gue bangun pagi ini pun gue masih merasa ketakutan.
Sampe gue gak berani melek, gak berani goyang, dan bener2 gemeter.
Begitu gue udah bisa ngumpulin segala akal sehat gue, akhirnya gue bisa bangun, melek, dan gue langsung bikin blog ini.

Gue ceritanya mau pergi sekeluarga ke luar negeri.
Transit di India.
Terus jalan2.
Pas mampir di suatu toko, gue mecahin lampu kristal. Kaki gue nginjek pecahan itu, sampe berdarah2.
Terus dikasih obat India sama yang punya toko.
Karena obatnya manjur, terus nyokap nanya dimana belinya. Sama si emak2 India nya akhirnya dikasih tau tempat belinya.

Gue gak tau awalnya gimana...
Rada2 lupa.
Cuman tau2 gue itu ada di Moscow.
Gak tau gimana ceritanya juga, tau2 gue lagi main ice skating sama temen2 gue di lapangan tenis embassy.
Setelah selesai, which was sore2, kita kembali ke kelas masing2.
Gue waktu itu jadi anak kelas 3 SMA.
Gue protes ama guru2nya, karena udah 2 bulan sekolah tapi gak ada yang ngajarin gue.
Gak ada guru.
Gue akhirnya protest.
Nah pas lagi protes gitu, gue ngeliat ke arah wisma duta.
Gue liat bangunannya kok udah tua. Banyak yang bopel2.
Terus gue ngeliat ke arah bekas kamar gue dulu.
Di kamar itu kacanya udah pecah2, terus eternitnya itu bolong2 jebol gitu.
Gue tanya kok sekarang wisma jadi gitu sih.
Terus ada salah satu guru, Pak Wawan, bilang kalo sejak gue tinggal, wisma jadi berantakan, apalagi bekas kamar gue itu jadi kamar paling serem.

Hari sudah sore banget.
Gue keluar dari sekolahan, mau pulang.
Gue menuju piket.
Ternyata disitu lagi ada konspirasi.
Gue denger kalo ada orang yang mau jatuhin bokap.
Disitu ada Herlina (temen kuliah gue) lagi bagi2in flyer yang isinya minta dukungan untuk jatuhin bokap.
Kalo gak salah orang itu mau jatuhin bokap sampe bokap gak punya apa2.
Waktu gue pengen liat flyer itu, gak dikasih ama Herlina.
Terus gue liat orang2 disekitar gue kok jadi lain sama gue.
Ada Mas Jimmy, Om Ruru, Mas Tursino, Pak Syarifuddin, Tante Gultom and Tante Handriyo.

Gue kesel...
Akhirnya gue masuk ke dalem embassy mau ke kantor bokap.
And this is the scariest part.
Gue masuk ke embassy.
Naik tangga belakang, ke lantai tiga.
Konon lantai tiga itu angker, karena suka ada kuntilanak gentayangan disitu.
Pas sampe lantai tiga, tau2 ada kepala gentayangan dengan tampang nyengir berambut panjang ngikutin gue dari belakang.
Gue teriak sekenceng2nya gak ada yang denger.
Terus gue baca2 Al-Ikhlas, An-Nas, Al-Fatihah, itu kepala gak mau pergi2.
Yang ada itu kepala kayak masuk ke badan gue..!!
Akhirnya dengan susah payah, gue bisa sampe ke kantor bokap.
Gue ngomel2, gue bilang kenapa gak ada yang denger gue teriak2.
Eh... Intermezzo...
Gue baru ngeh...
Kok posisi/layout kantor bokap jadi kayak kantor bokap waktu di Bangkok yah?
Padahal khan kejadian lagi di Moscow yah....
Hmmmmm....

Anyway...
Bokap bilang kalo gak ada yang denger apa2.
Terus gue liat bokap itu lagi sibuk buat menghadapi orang2 yang mau ngejatuhin bokap.
Tapi disitu gue jadi kayak orang kesurupan.
Gue bilang kalo gue lagi megang kepala si kuntilanak.
Jadi tangan gue tuh lagi ngejambak rambutnya, dan bawa itu kepala kemana2.
Hiii....!!!
Terus gue ama bokap and nyokap turun ke piket.
Mau minta tolong pak Syarifuddin buat baca2in doa.
Ternyata Pak Syarifuddin udah pulang.
Terus dipanggilin sama Mas Tursino.
Tau2 SBY and Bu SBY muncul.Dia denger kalo ada yang mau jatuhin bokap dengan cara bikin gue kesurupan.

Selama nunggu Pak Syarifuddin, gue itu yang ketawa2 kayak orang gila.
Bilang2 ke orang2 kalo gue lagi megang kepala kuntilanak.
Tau2 disitu ada Adjie Massaid...
Gue diajak foto ama dia...
Pas foto, ternyata hasilnya jelek.
Terus dia bilang jangan2 ini karena gue lagi megang2 kepala setan....

Akhirnya Pak Syarifuddin dateng...
Dan dimulailah ritual ngusir setan dari badan gue.
Si SBY and Ibu SBY juga ikutan nolong....
Jadi kita duduk berjajar gitu....
Terus ada ibu2 pake kerudung yang bacain doa.
Tapi kok doanya jadi kayak doa Kristen yah.
Yang ada isinya puji2an gitu, kayak teks lagu.
Gue sempet mikir... Kok doanya doa kristen sih???
Pada saat gue ragu, tau2 si ibu itu bilang kalo percaya aja deh ama apa yang gue bacain.
Kalo gak percaya liat aja nanti buktinya.
Katanya kalo nanti dia baca doa apa, and gue ternyata bener2 kesurupan, pasti ada reaksi dari gue.

Terus dia baca2 doa lagi.
Terus dia ngomong apa orang sebelah gue, ternyata dia gak apa2.
Akhirnya dia disuruh pulang.
Terus dia baca2 doa lagi, terus dia tiup ke gue....
Tau2 badan gue miring merosot gitu.
Hiiiii.... Serem...!!
Terus si ibu2 itu bilang kalo gue emang bener2 kesurupan.
Tau2 adegan ke cut....
Gue bilang sama si ibu itu, kalo dipercepat aja deh prosesnya.
Gue pengen tau sapa sih yang bikin gue kayak gini?
Baru mau dikasih tau jawabannya, tau2 gue kebangun..!!

Anehnya...
Pas waktu kebangun, gue itu gak berani langsung melek.
Gue buka mata gue satu2. Terus terang gue masih gemeter.
Gue baca2 doa terus....
Gue mikir, ini apa karena shalat gue lagi gak bener yah??
Apa bener gue kemasukan??
Setelah gue buka mata gue satu2, gue gak berani gerak.
Gue liat kok tv gue mati??
Sapa yang matiin?
Setelah gue berani gerak,gue perhatiin posisi gue tidur.
Kok rapih banget yah....
Gue tidur dengan posisi miring ke kiri, meluk guling, dan tidak selimutan.
Tangan kanan gue ada diantara paha... Tangan yang buat megang si kepala itu.... Hiiii....
Gue liat, bantal gue jg masih rapi.
4 bantal masih tertumpuk rapi...
Biasanya si bantal itu pasti udah berantakan lah....
Gue cari remote tv gue, tau2 ada dibawah bantal...
Terus gue mensimulasikan gimana itu tv bisa mati.
Gue coba pencet tombol off dari bawah bantal, ternyata gak bisa mati....
Apa tadi sempet mati lampu?
Gue liat ke komputer gue...
Komputer gue masih dalam posisi nyala biasa.
Kalo tadi sempet mati, khan harusnya komputer gue dalam posisi harus log on...

Jadi sapa yang matiin TV gueeeee.....?!!

Monday, August 21, 2006

ARESANOB

I watched CSI:NY tonight as I usually do.
If you are familiar with the show, you know who Bonasera is.
Anyways, at the end of the show she searches on the internet for the word in which I used for the title of this post.
The reason why she searched for that word was due do an artist making a sculpture for her naming it Aresanob (Yes, it’s Bonasera spelled backwards), which he tells her means “Soul of a Woman”.

Anyways, I went to aresanob.com & it’s an actual site that CBS is using to advertise next weeks episode of CSI:NY. A lot of TV shows are linking to interactive web sites.
Whenever I hear a URL mentioned in a TV show, I always try it out due to my curiosity. Do you find that strange or do you try it as well?

Stella Bonasera used a generic looking search engine to look for a term an artist boyfriend named a work of art, based on her, used to name the piece.
To get the clip to play, click in the middle of the screen until it comes up with "Now I'm going to teach you something about crimescenes."
It'll load for you in a % bar.
And this week there proves to be no exemption to that!

And it hints that he's not only a perv, but also a really creepy and scary stalker of which I can also relate. Haha think their going to pull a Grave Danger kidnapping-trying-to-kill-Stella? That scene of her with her nose all cut up was heart breaking.

Just check it out at: http://www.cbs.com/primetime/csi_ny/aresanob/
It's kinda creepy but sexy....

And Carmine Giovinazzo.... You make me wanna hmmmm.... *wink*
Uuh Uuh.... You hot, sexy investigator...:P

Saturday, August 19, 2006

HOSTEL

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The film follows a trio of friends who are backpacking across Europe checking out all of the sites. Paxton (Jay Hernandez) is the cool motivational friend, who wants to have a good time and always knows what to say; Josh (Derek Richardson) is the geeky friend who if he could pull the rod out of his ass could get some sweet Euro-tail; and Oli (Eythor Gudjonsson) is their Polish friend whom they met on the trip, who is now tagging along with them- he's a freaky, and yet fun, nut job. As they head through their various tourist spots they come across a 'pimp' who tells them of this place that's filled with hot women just aching to get boned- it's a teenagers Toys R Us, only it's FREE! Only when this trio gets there they find out they’re in for much more than lots and lots of boobies.

Hostel can be separated into two categories: Euro comedy and horror-thriller. The movie begins like a low budget spin-off of Eurotrip and then evolves into a high budget Takashi Miike film. I had a good time and laughed at a few jokes building up through the first 45 minutes, but kept asking myself "what the hell is going on?" and "why do I care?" But once you find yourself cringing (in a good way) through the second half, you understand that a lot of the early segments in the film where set-ups for extremely juicy pay-offs. There's a joke about the children in the town and how they'll kick your ass for some bubble gum, which ends up being one of the highlights of the film. I can't go into detail without ruining the movie, but this climatic sequence is not only funny, but disturbing at the same time.

But what everyone is dying to know is it really as disgusting, brutal and violent as we're being led to believe? First off, I was shocked the MPAA didn't slap this with an NC-17 rating, second off Hostel is truly special because it's not the gore that makes it good, it's the suspense. To explain Hostel's violence in one sentence I'd say it's "suspenseful, but not quite brutal," but I still found myself biting my knuckle quite a few times.

Some of the scenes shot were eerily similar to James Wan's Saw. I'm not being negative in any way, I love the way Saw was shot and I thought that the scenes in Hostel's dungeons were beautifully executed. There's a scene at a club/bar early on in the movie that was easily the worst shot of the film.

The acting in the film was at times was great. Jay Hernandez was fantastic and really carried the movie on his shoulders. He was convincing and showed his heart was in the right place throughout. The same can be said about Derek Richardson and Eythor Gudjonsson who were also tremendous in their supporting roles. But the real gold of Hostel was Jan Vlasak, who played a business man on a trip to the same place. He took the role of the main villain (even though he might not quite be the real bad guy) and creeped me out on a level only Hannibal Lector could do.

Sunday, August 06, 2006

THE WEDDING IS OFF...!

Hmmmppff....
Tadi siang ada rapat persiapan terakhir di Puri.
Gue dateng duluan, Bayu nyusul karena mau ke kawinan dulu.
Pas sampe Puri udah ada keluarganya Mbak Is.
Keluarga siwo yang dateng baru Siwo and Mbak Nana.
30 menit kemudian yang lainnya kumpul.
Pas gue baru dateng langsung disuruh makan nasi liwet sama Mbak Nik.
Tapi disitu ada cendol dan es kelapa muda yang lebih menggoda...:)
Ya udah gue ngambil cendol and es kelapa muda duluan dweh....:)

Pas mau makan, rapat mau dimulai.....
Gak jadi makan dweh....

Rapat dibuka sama Indra.
Indra bilang kalo Harri mau ngasih tau sesuatu....
Waduuh...
Jangan2 nih....
Harri gak bisa ngomong, akhirnya Indra yang bilang kalo perkawinan Harri n Monik tidak jadi diadakan pada tgl. 26 Agustus ini. Diundur sampai waktu yang tidak ditentukan. Kemungkinan tahun depan....
Wayyyooooooooo....
Akhirnya jadi juga diundur...?
Karena gue udah denger selentingan dari Bayu kalo perkawinan mereka bakal dibatalkan/diundur....

Damn...
Tinggal 3 minggu lagi boooww...!
Yang pasti khan udah DP sana sini...
DP gedung PTIK... DP Tiara Royale... DP dekorasi.... Mungkin undangan sudah tersebar... Dan lain2nya...
Yang lucu si Mas Iman deh.
Pas dibilang kalo dibatalkan gitu, dia langsung nyeletuk...
Maksudnya sih nyeletuk bisik2.... Tapi tetep aja kenceng... Dasar polisi...:)
Dia nyeletuk.... "Buset... Foto2 yang di Bandung sayang banget dong... Khan mahal tuh...."
Dan celetukan2 lainnya yang bikin gue yang disampingnya langsung nyenggol dia and bilang " Hush... Loe bisik2 ato mengajukan protes sih? Kalo bisik2 kok pake TOA...." Hihihihihi.
Terus dia bilang "Kenceng yah Nil?"
Gue jawab "Menurut loe?!"
Dasar Bapak pulisi... Hihihihih.

Kalo dari yang gue denger dari bisik2nya Rista sama mbak Ina, kayaknya ada masalah antar keluarga.
Dan didalam keluarganya mbak Nik juga ada masalah besaaarrr....

O well.....
Gue udah jahit kebaya seragamnya....
Berarti gue mesti diet dong supaya baju itu tetep muat buat tahun depan... Hhiahiahihaia..
Damn...
Mudah2an masih cukup dah...:)
And akhirnya semua pada pulang....
Dan gue belum sempet makan nasi liwetnya dah....
Huaaaaa... Hiks hiks hiks....